And that was the day I laughed so hard, I got a headache.

And that was the day I laughed so hard, I got a headache.

I have a song my high school band wrote stuck in my head. I’m not sure if that’s narcissism or just stupid.

"Ten plastic chickens for a rooster. In the shower, curdled milk."

I’ve decided. It’s stupid.

Besides the ingredients to Mountain Dew, those are the only words I remember.

I take it back. We were awesome.

I also wrote a song called “Giant Gorillas Are a Pain.” In it, I name dropped every famous gorilla. Grape Ape is my favorite.

That fucker rode around on a van like it was roller skates.

Think about THAT, America.

But don’t think about it too hard. You don’t want to make the same mistakes I made.

I have a song my high school band wrote stuck in my head. I’m not sure if that’s narcissism or just stupid.

"Ten plastic chickens for a rooster. In the shower, curdled milk."

I’ve decided. It’s stupid.

Besides the ingredients to Mountain Dew, those are the only words I remember.

I take it back. We were awesome.

I also wrote a song called “Giant Gorillas Are a Pain.” In it, I name dropped every famous gorilla. Grape Ape is my favorite.

That fucker rode around on a van like it was roller skates.

Think about THAT, America.

But don’t think about it too hard. You don’t want to make the same mistakes I made.

Yesterday’s rain killed my shoes, so back to vintage BatChucks.

Yesterday’s rain killed my shoes, so back to vintage BatChucks.

I can’t imagine a more vivid lesson in “Just be yourself.” than this awful, awful thing.

I can’t imagine a more vivid lesson in “Just be yourself.” than this awful, awful thing.

BoJack Horseman is amazing.  It’s every kind of funny and sad.  I never would have figured Jesse would find anyone else to cook with, and my last guess would have been Gob.

BoJack Horseman is amazing. It’s every kind of funny and sad. I never would have figured Jesse would find anyone else to cook with, and my last guess would have been Gob.

As soon as I have a day where the most stressful thing I do is decide which cartoon to watch next, I’ll be good.

As soon as I have a day where the most stressful thing I do is decide which cartoon to watch next, I’ll be good.

Now THAT’s how you do a back issue sale. Strippers, truckers, bikers, and space jerks. I win. @austinbooks

Now THAT’s how you do a back issue sale. Strippers, truckers, bikers, and space jerks. I win. @austinbooks

Today’s Song of the Day - Tool’s “Forty-Six & 2” covered by a bunch of kids

I was going to post the Tool version after a long day of my brain turning to mush, then I saw this.  It’s pretty great.

Here I am @austinbooks about to #EarntheBurn for the @torchytaco #SomeLikeItHot Contest. There’s video!

Here I am @austinbooks about to #EarntheBurn for the @torchytaco #SomeLikeItHot Contest. There’s video!

The only response I could formulate for this was “Fuck you.”

The only response I could formulate for this was “Fuck you.”