I’ve had and worn this Human Waste Project shirt since myself and the other WFAL metal guys saw them play in 1998. In Toledo, I think. We got in for free, on the condition that we “bought a shirt or something.” The shirt outlasted the band by a decade or more. I’d still wear it if it didn’t have gross crystallized deodorant stains. Goodbye, Human Waste Project shirt. You had a hell of a run.

I’ve had and worn this Human Waste Project shirt since myself and the other WFAL metal guys saw them play in 1998. In Toledo, I think. We got in for free, on the condition that we “bought a shirt or something.” The shirt outlasted the band by a decade or more. I’d still wear it if it didn’t have gross crystallized deodorant stains. Goodbye, Human Waste Project shirt. You had a hell of a run.

The top and bottoms of the pages throughout Fantastic Four #4 teased the upcoming Hulk #1!

The top and bottoms of the pages throughout Fantastic Four #4 teased the upcoming Hulk #1!

Aquaman sucks so bad, even the Hulk can do his job better.

Aquaman sucks so bad, even the Hulk can do his job better.

Fuck yeah, Vampire of the Apes.

Fuck yeah, Vampire of the Apes.

Superman #139 totally predicted 90s Supes.

Superman #139 totally predicted 90s Supes.

Shit, Boomerang… I thought your new costume was stupid BEFORE you referred to it as a blouse. From Tales to Astonish #87

Shit, Boomerang… I thought your new costume was stupid BEFORE you referred to it as a blouse. From Tales to Astonish #87

On a night when I can’t seem to fall asleep

I have access to rare, exclusive information. But before I have a chance to save it, or even take a look at it, I wake up from a dream.

Worse yet, I left the dream working my way through a clockwork puzzle of a crowd of people to go out for a smoke. I’m not currently (regularly) smoking.

Goddammit.

Don’t you dare mock the greatest Marvel super villain. From the unstoppable Paste-Pot Pete’s first appearance in Strange Tales #104

Don’t you dare mock the greatest Marvel super villain. From the unstoppable Paste-Pot Pete’s first appearance in Strange Tales #104

I thought the little girl was hilarious, then I saw the Big Man on Campus and his plan for hijinx.

I thought the little girl was hilarious, then I saw the Big Man on Campus and his plan for hijinx.

The hilarious discovery that DC’s new title is actually “Justice League of America’s Vibe” inspires the immediate and childish response of “They share one?” Sure, Wonder Woman and Zatanna are great. But you don’t want to know what Martian Manhunter has in mind for your multispeed vibrating function, buddy.

The hilarious discovery that DC’s new title is actually “Justice League of America’s Vibe” inspires the immediate and childish response of “They share one?” Sure, Wonder Woman and Zatanna are great. But you don’t want to know what Martian Manhunter has in mind for your multispeed vibrating function, buddy.