Comic Book Brando

My Guzu Gallery compatriot, Vince, is a damn genius.

Wed, 22 May 2013 15:05:37 -0500

My Guzu Gallery compatriot, Vince, is a damn genius.

Can I get back to you on that?

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:24:49 -0500

Can I get back to you on that?

Achievement unlocked.

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:47:56 -0500

Achievement unlocked.

Bernie Wrightson’s back cover to the October 1977 issue of...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:57:24 -0500

Bernie Wrightson’s back cover to the October 1977 issue of Heavy Metal. DAMN.

The expression of a kid that just shit himself twice as hard the...

Thu, 09 May 2013 14:20:57 -0500

The expression of a kid that just shit himself twice as hard the second time.

Ad from a random Japanese magazine dated 1996.

Tue, 07 May 2013 18:19:37 -0500

Ad from a random Japanese magazine dated 1996.

Excellent Jonah Hex house ad found in the back of...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:39:48 -0500

Excellent Jonah Hex house ad found in the back of Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane #117.

Science will save you from a psychopath with four metal arms...

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 14:23:41 -0500

Science will save you from a psychopath with four metal arms grafted to his body. Or turn you into one. From Amazing Spider-Man #3!

Holy shit, Dynamite Joe is a MAN.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 11:49:09 -0500

Holy shit, Dynamite Joe is a MAN.

Proof that I liked the Foos before everybody. I’m keeping...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:33:54 -0500

Proof that I liked the Foos before everybody. I’m keeping this 1995 beauty.

…and right afterwards, I discover an even older shirt. Hello,...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:10:27 -0500

…and right afterwards, I discover an even older shirt. Hello, 1996.

I’ve had and worn this Human Waste Project shirt since...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:06:36 -0500

I’ve had and worn this Human Waste Project shirt since myself and the other WFAL metal guys saw them play in 1998. In Toledo, I think. We got in for free, on the condition that we “bought a shirt or something.” The shirt outlasted the band by a decade or more. I’d still wear it if it didn’t have gross crystallized deodorant stains. Goodbye, Human Waste Project shirt. You had a hell of a run.

The top and bottoms of the pages throughout Fantastic Four #4...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:30:33 -0500

The top and bottoms of the pages throughout Fantastic Four #4 teased the upcoming Hulk #1!

Aquaman sucks so bad, even the Hulk can do his job better.

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:44:58 -0500

Aquaman sucks so bad, even the Hulk can do his job better.

Fuck yeah, Vampire of the Apes.

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 12:44:18 -0500

Fuck yeah, Vampire of the Apes.

Superman #139 totally predicted 90s Supes.

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:08:57 -0500

Superman #139 totally predicted 90s Supes.

Shit, Boomerang… I thought your new costume was stupid...

Wed, 06 Mar 2013 13:41:58 -0600

Shit, Boomerang… I thought your new costume was stupid BEFORE you referred to it as a blouse. From Tales to Astonish #87

On a night when I can't seem to fall asleep

Tue, 26 Feb 2013 03:14:48 -0600

I have access to rare, exclusive information. But before I have a chance to save it, or even take a look at it, I wake up from a dream.

Worse yet, I left the dream working my way through a clockwork puzzle of a crowd of people to go out for a smoke. I’m not currently (regularly) smoking.

Goddammit.

Don’t you dare mock the greatest Marvel super villain....

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 19:01:20 -0600

Don’t you dare mock the greatest Marvel super villain. From the unstoppable Paste-Pot Pete’s first appearance in Strange Tales #104

I thought the little girl was hilarious, then I saw the Big Man...

Tue, 19 Feb 2013 13:21:46 -0600

I thought the little girl was hilarious, then I saw the Big Man on Campus and his plan for hijinx.